Solution to Border Crisis

QUESTION: Do you have a solution to the border crisis besides removing Biden from office?

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ANSWER: Yes. We ask Trump, the great negotiator, to cut a deal with Mexico. Everyone there moves to the USA, and we all move to Mexico in search of real global warming. It’s getting cold in northern Florida. Of course, we can bring our gas stoves with us. That’s a must and nonnegotiable. Mexico imposes only a sales tax, and we live happily ever after without income taxes as the Founding Fathers intended. Anybody wanting a free lunch or gender switch at government expense is given a free bus ride to Texas.